Okay so I’m not about to sing you TLC’s No Scrubs. And despite my love for Destiny’s Child, Bills Bills Bills has never been my anthem. I know the title makes it sound a bit like every man needs an expensive car, a high paying job and a fancy house… but that’s not it. I … More 3 Things a Guy Needs to Own Before He is Datable
Hi. My name is Jenn… …And I have lost my ass. It happened all of a sudden really. I hadn’t noticed the little changes because I’d been distracted by all the other changes. I’ve recently passed the 50lb hurtle and am speeding toward 60 on the weight loss journey highway. See, I’d been paying too … More Ass ass ass ass…
So remember the guy I hooked up with over Christmas? No? At my housewarming party? Still no?… Well, he’s in law school in another state and we’ve kept in touch off and on since the holidays. He’s was back in Boston last week and while I’m 99.999% positive whatever relationship we would have would be … More Who’s on First?
So as much as I love going out to eat, I LOVE cooking. Basically I love food. I’m what Noom calls a “Fun Eater”. Anyways, I thought I’d start sharing food I make. I’m no good at following recipes, so I typically make up my own… Last night, in the midst of what I will … More Healthy Sesame Shrimp & Broccoli
Sex. Something everyone does but no one really talks about. At least not in the way we should. Especially women. If talking about it makes you uncomfortable (or you don’t want to hear about my sex life), now is the time to check out. You know who you are. Emergency exits are located in the … More Let’s Talk About Sex
As the weather gets nicer and I’m spending more time outside, I’m also spending more time socializing. With alcohol. And food. And while I am basically a hermit during the week, weekends are completely different. I am currently at war with the weekend. Since going away for my college reunion in April, I’ve spent my … More At War with the Weekend
Confession: I have this irrational (?) fear that at some point Coach will ghost me. Even though another part of me thinks that after dating someone for five months (see Coach vs. Cat), the acceptable ghosting period has long passed. But hey, people have done worse! For those of you living under a rock… or … More Can a Ghost be a Friendly Ghost When it Comes to Dating?
The other night, Coach mentioned that we’ve been seeing each other for five months. Knowing damn well how long we’ve been seeing each other, I said “Oh my god! Has it really been that long!” in a way that I think was pretty convincing. #ThatswhyIminoredindrama He doesn’t know that I have a weird thing where … More Coach vs. Cat
(I realize that most of my post titles are song titles or lyrics… and I’m not sorry). So I’m all for body positivity. In my opinion, an important part of figuring out your stuff, knowing who you are, and accepting who you are IS accepting how you look and being comfortable in your own body. … More Now if we’re talking body…You got a perfect one.
Why hello there. I’m feeling some serious Mr. Rogers vibes right now. Probably because I’m tired. In case you forgot who I am and what I look like, I’ve taken a wonderful picture of me doing a typical 80’s glamour shot pose in my Moody Beach sweatshirt. #yourewelcome It’s been a really, really long time … More Welcome Back, Jenn…